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Fast Demotivational Poster


OVERNIGHT DELIVERY - Usually a lot faster than the pizza delivery guy.


TAGS: fedex over night delivery pizza fast humor mechanic pilot
Rating: 4.07/5

More motifakes by todd snyder

Laevian - May 26, 2012, 2:19 am, #235155
unbelievable ! 4L for the caption
ramblerjw - April 10, 2010, 6:43 pm, #170612
Has nothing to do with FedEx, when I was in the Corps I got this a chain email saying it was a list of Air Force gripes. I used a few of the "fixes" while doing the same type paperwork while stationed in Okinawa, let's just say that didn't end well for me
stygian616 - February 25, 2010, 12:57 pm, #160686
wow a poster with 5 L's even though the caption is a fail
WTF - November 18, 2009, 4:05 pm, #137629
Why is a civilian A320 equipped with "Identify Friend or Foe"?
phydeaux - November 18, 2009, 3:28 pm, #137609
I was in Naval Aviation...and a rookie pilot once actually handed in a gripe sheet with the "IFF works in IFF mode but not in OFF mode" issue. I laughed so hard at this I cried...
_Ally - November 18, 2009, 11:01 am, #137549
erm caption not comment.
_Ally - November 18, 2009, 11:01 am, #137548
That brought tears to my eyes before I even got to the comment. 5L just for the ph**o.
whatukno - November 18, 2009, 9:56 am, #137539
5L that was funny, not your caption, but the pic itself.


BREAKFAST - The most important meal of the day ...




DEADPOOL - His secret ingredient is love. ~ Just kidding, it's napalm.


TAGS: remember kids it takes a lot of energy to keep up with deadpool so be sure to eat all seventeen courses of your breakfast assignment for december 13 smells
Rating: 3.94/5

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K0rNb4LL - February 15, 2013, 2:32 am, #243477
For those that don't know him also keep in mind that Deadpool is clinically insane and does crazy stuff like what is in the pic almost every opportunity he can. He's gotten really popular lately.
BoneCD - December 13, 2009, 10:26 pm, #145394
mp Mr. C
CANADA - December 13, 2009, 10:24 pm, #145392
Thanks Bone!
BoneCD - December 13, 2009, 10:17 pm, #145391
"Deadpool" (one word) is super hero - "Dead Pool" (two words) for betting on who is going to die next.
BoneCD - December 13, 2009, 10:15 pm, #145390
Some kind of marvel super hero...but those of that are betting kinda guys refer to the "Dead Pool" as a list of names were we bet on who's going to die next - mostly celebs. What?!? Never heard?
CANADA - December 13, 2009, 10:10 pm, #145389
i may have asked this before but whats dead pool?


YOUR CIRCLE -




MOTORCYCLES - The brand is not important,the fact that you ride is.


TAGS: motorcycle biker scenery motorcycling fast
Rating: 4.25/5

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CloudchaserS - June 5, 2012, 11:11 pm, #235859
So true! Been riding a Kymco Grand Vista 250 for the past 3.75 years/23k miles and loving it!


THERAPY IS HELPFUL - But screaming obscenities is faster and cheaper !


TAGS: therapy helpful screaming obscenities faster
Rating: 4.75/5

More motifakes by Budog

Budog - August 25, 2011, 5:46 pm, #223493
Well that is because she is just a psycho b****...
mariand - August 25, 2011, 4:41 pm, #223489
LOL...and hair pulled?


DARWIN'S THEORY PROVEN -


TAGS: darwin evovlution run fast
Rating: 4.06/5

More motifakes by repooc

Theralgonalafatu - September 3, 2012, 6:34 pm, #238871
A pic-a-nic basket! *Stops chasing penguins*
Greeny - October 22, 2011, 7:19 am, #225255
And probably a small step ladder
Sean - October 21, 2011, 9:57 am, #225239
So you're troubled by the geography, more so than the penguin's access to and use of luggage and percussion instruments?
forseti - October 21, 2011, 1:09 am, #225233
They never meet...


IMPROVEMENT IN BREAKFAST -


TAGS: bacon eggs morning classic breakfast
Rating: 4.51/5

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ladystarscream - August 31, 2011, 4:10 pm, #223763
Excellent 5 Lions!!!


LUKE SKYWALKER -


TAGS: stormtroppers for breakfast wytch
Rating: 4.2/5

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fascistfrenchman - May 20, 2013, 7:16 pm, #245900
Good image, simple but witty text, very popular subject... 5L's
Coombsy007 - September 6, 2011, 9:57 pm, #224036
any 5tar wars refernce gets 5 from me


IRONY -


TAGS: man you guys guessed this one fast
Rating: 4.9/5

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Keltibarian - September 19, 2013, 12:31 am, #249794
9/10 I see 'IRONY' efforts that are in no way depicting irony. This is not one of those efforts, so have a 5.
msouth - October 13, 2010, 6:33 pm, #198166
Actually it's accurate--"Nothing" is written in stone right at the top there.


JUNK FOOD - That's not your stomach rumbling. It's your arteries whimpering.


TAGS: fast food junk health
Rating: 4.69/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 17, 2011, 1:23 pm, #226691
Freakin’ donuts have always made me want to puke.


CUP O' PUPPIES - Just Add Hot Water Stir And Enjoy!




EMOS - Let's hope that train goes fast


TAGS: fast emo train
Rating: 2.73/5

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Fatt Matt - April 16, 2010, 3:41 pm, #171678
Alright ya'll, these 4 girls are not bothering anyone. Let's just leave them alone...
Me_ - April 16, 2010, 1:22 pm, #171664
I hope the train goes slow. When they go fast the sound will drown out the screaming.
Mr. Shiny - April 15, 2010, 10:49 pm, #171612
although its true that the idea is overused, its not a terrible poster.
forseti - April 15, 2010, 8:58 pm, #171568
nice idea, but this 'emo-thing' is overused, sorry


TOP O' THE MORNIN' TO YA - now part of a balanced, nutritional breakfast




Burger King -


TAGS: king restaurant star wars fast food evil dark side
Rating: 2.61/5

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Creeper J. - June 16, 2009, 9:47 am, #87531
Goodness the King's creppy, Mc Donald ftw.


YOU MESS WITH THE BULL -


TAGS: breakfast club richard vernon
Rating: 4.75/5

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Airman - March 2, 2011, 4:50 pm, #213436
I was smitten with Ally
steph1 - March 2, 2011, 4:03 pm, #213432
John Bender: Eat... My... Shorts. ---- Richard Vernon: You just bought yourself another Saturday. ----- loved the breakfast club ---- and Ally Sheedy was h**


TRUE BEAUTY -


TAGS: fast car nice woman
Rating: 4.63/5

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spacedog - April 14, 2010, 7:11 pm, #171335
Another 5Ls for Face. Great job.
JLBachs - April 14, 2010, 6:18 pm, #171321
And after you're broke, you pass it off to the next eager sucker with a fat bank account.
JLBachs - April 14, 2010, 6:17 pm, #171320
Don't forget - costs more to enjoy and maintain than you make in a year.
Faceplant31 - April 14, 2010, 5:00 pm, #171302
A good solid pop start always works best, imo
CANADA - April 14, 2010, 4:26 pm, #171298
does it start with just a twist of the fingers?
GreyScorpion - April 14, 2010, 3:17 pm, #171292
do either one of them turn over for you? 5L
Faceplant31 - April 14, 2010, 2:51 pm, #171286
This pic had been burning a whole in my fodder folder for a while now.
Zealot - April 14, 2010, 2:40 pm, #171281
oh, why did you have to do that to me


ATLATL - A stick used to throw another stick further then you could throw the stick without the other stick


TAGS: say that 10 times fast
Rating: 4.22/5

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IllicoPresto - November 7, 2010, 1:39 am, #201676
Excellent! My kind of humor. 5 sticks
Derek - November 7, 2010, 12:42 am, #201671
a.k.a. woomera


LIFE LESSONS - If you are Too Fast The other may be Too Furious!




PIZZA BREAKFAST - "If eating left over pizza for breakfast is wrong, I don't wanna be right!"


TAGS: pizza breakfast wrong right
Rating: 4.29/5

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beastmaster - August 1, 2012, 7:41 pm, #237956
I agree! ;)
CloudchaserS - July 30, 2012, 8:19 am, #237881
d*** straight! If I'm hungry and it's food, I eat it!


BREAKFAST - THE MOST IMPORTANT MEAL OF THE DAY


TAGS: breakfast
Rating: 4.8/5

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Silverheart - January 28, 2013, 4:27 pm, #242894
I'll take a dozen of those, with 5L coffees, to go. :)


DADDY'S LITTLE GIRL -


TAGS: they grow up too fast
Rating: 4.76/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 10, 2010, 9:26 pm, #193208
No more vans....1 van is too many vans.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 10, 2010, 9:25 pm, #193207
I was gonna say....she's grown out of your lap...and into mine.
agdaniele - September 10, 2010, 9:23 pm, #193205
The great fear is that she abandons your lap for lap dancing.
rerun - September 10, 2010, 9:20 pm, #193202

I know, after all she did steal the "free candy" van.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 10, 2010, 9:20 pm, #193200
What?.....she was clearly asking for it.
rerun - September 10, 2010, 9:19 pm, #193199

leave the neighbors kid alone...
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 10, 2010, 9:18 pm, #193197
me too....
rerun - September 10, 2010, 9:06 pm, #193194

I think I need to go hug my daughter
GeorgiZhukov - September 10, 2010, 3:58 pm, #193154
Too true. My daughter is seven right now, and she's telling me how badly she wants to be in the Air Force.


FAST FOOD -


TAGS: fast food fries wendys hamburger healthy nasty horrible yummy look
Rating: 2.23/5

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Grim R@per - November 2, 2009, 2:44 pm, #133411
2 lions cause I'd still eat that.


THE CEREAL AISLE PIMP - You, yeah you, what you fancy? You a sugarcoated bro? We got everything you want if you got the cheddar!




BREAKFAST IN AMERICA -


TAGS: breakfast bacon america
Rating: 4.91/5

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Greybeard - November 9, 2012, 8:52 pm, #240473
Thank you.
Iconoclast - November 9, 2012, 4:38 pm, #240471
Very good. Worthy of 5 coronary artery blockages.


PUSH THE BUTTON - Pressing the elevator button ten times in a row will cause the elevator to arrive ten times faster.


TAGS: elevator push b***on faster
Rating: 4.67/5

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EmilioDumphque - November 29, 2012, 9:58 pm, #241051
Can't prove it to humans.
rodangol - January 14, 2012, 6:47 pm, #227602
Wow, you can feel it through the interweb!?
MPsniper - December 9, 2011, 7:43 pm, #226493
the call command is only sent on the initial b***on press. any more presses after that do nothing. i try to explain that to people and they just give me an uncomprehending blank stare.
maoworks2 - December 6, 2011, 5:27 pm, #226415
That's A Good One !


FLOUNDERING DREAMS -


TAGS: hold fast to dreams
Rating: 4.58/5

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agdaniele - June 18, 2010, 10:31 pm, #180831
Little man in the boat... in the grass. Heh heh. 5L
Faceplant31 - June 18, 2010, 10:12 am, #180694
Most excellent sir.


OPTIMISM -




PRODUCT DELIVERY -




BURGER KING - om nom nom nom nom


TAGS: nom meat fast food dumb
Rating: 2.37/5

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Mr. Nemo - June 26, 2009, 5:05 pm, #90348
Spelling Nazi in 3...2...1...


I - Never finish Anyth




PARENTING -


TAGS: help kid grow faster mariand
Rating: 4/5

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BeNiceToMe - February 5, 2012, 7:15 pm, #228975
overwatering will kill your weed in no time :)
GaryO - February 5, 2012, 5:50 pm, #228954
HAH! and I thought it was adult swim....love the pic


LEFT OUT -




FAST FOOD -




irony -


TAGS: paul walker fast furious it is not too soon
Rating: 5/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 2, 2013, 12:23 pm, #251346
Yeah, it was late at night. I felt "irony" was the wrong word. Other drafts were "how funny; life imitates art - sort of; life in the fast lane." So, yes I agree, coincidence works as a better title.
MissPriss - December 2, 2013, 11:32 am, #251344
Besides sh*t happens when you drive an awesomely fast car at break neck speeds and think your fame makes you immortal...poor tree!
MissPriss - December 2, 2013, 11:28 am, #251343
Irony or coincidence...it's the crotchety ones that never seem to be afraid to say it like it is...5L crotchety, teehee.
Cannabal - December 2, 2013, 7:17 am, #251342
People often confuse the word irony for coincidence.
Sho - December 2, 2013, 5:43 am, #251341
Thanks :)
thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 2, 2013, 12:38 am, #251339
Yeah, I know, lol. That's what makes it even MORE ironic, haha. Btw, your last motifake - in a word - AWESOME!
thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 2, 2013, 12:38 am, #251338
Yeah, I know, lol. That's what makes it even MORE ironic, haha. Btw, your last motifake - in a word - AWESOME!
Sho - December 1, 2013, 10:33 am, #251329
He wasn't the one driving though


POP -




SUPERCARS - Smashing butterflies at 260 mph since the first time we put a tank engine in a car for fun


TAGS: fast cars
Rating: 4.71/5

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UP IN FLAMES -


TAGS: flames run fast fire pzy
Rating: 4.71/5

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hootizz - January 8, 2011, 6:50 pm, #209433
Especially when you show their Boss the video footage of them playing with themselves during company time..!!


I SOLVED MY RAT PROBLEM -




RELIABILITY -


TAGS: steadfast dependable persistent monotonous regular
Rating: 4.58/5

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Verdeckt - March 10, 2011, 6:03 pm, #213991
Ain't that the truth, 5 corporate kiss a**es


Mooove iT ! -


TAGS: cows carnivores escape faster excuse
Rating: 4.56/5

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MissPriss - November 3, 2013, 10:17 pm, #250813
Amen daddy!
MissPriss - November 3, 2013, 10:16 pm, #250812
Ditto what I replied.
MissPriss - November 3, 2013, 10:16 pm, #250811
Thank you!
ughomer - November 3, 2013, 9:38 pm, #250809
DittO what GaryO posted.
GaryO - November 3, 2013, 7:29 pm, #250807
Excellent, Missy.
lgvernon - November 3, 2013, 2:44 pm, #250804

At our table, long ago~~ "I'm going to be a vegetarian," our daughter said, eyeing her pork chop with disgust. "Listen," her dad said, "if God didn't want us to eat animals, he wouldn't have made them out of meat. Now eat!"


ENDURANCE DRINKING - And the Gold Medal goes to... Oh boy! How're we gonna get Cubby onto that medal stand?


TAGS: motifake olympic games fastest time drinking 26 beers
Rating: 4.26/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 3, 2010, 8:22 am, #161489
The first Guinness would make me puke.
Airman - March 2, 2010, 4:56 pm, #161414
I think they could give Cubby a good contest. 5 chugs
Fatt Matt - March 2, 2010, 2:18 pm, #161395
Oh, and I want to see aggy and Moo+ head to head on this. Each round, both have to take a sh** of whiskey and chug a Guinness...
Fatt Matt - March 2, 2010, 2:16 pm, #161394
Na, good like it is LD. I'd a**ume the purpose would be NOT to hurl in this...
LogicDude - March 2, 2010, 2:03 pm, #161393
On second thought, I could have called this one "Hurling"...hmmmmm.


FAST FOOD -


TAGS: fast food kills
Rating: 3.61/5

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BoneCD - August 13, 2009, 8:11 am, #107884
My arteries are living proof...well they were...that and 4 packs a day almost killed me (twice)!
Ed-Hyde - August 13, 2009, 7:26 am, #107865
No pushpin, no ***e . . . its Maaagggicccc. How does it stay up? Hmm, bet ron gets that question a lot.


Twilight -


TAGS: twilight fast and furious better
Rating: 3.11/5

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EmilioDumphque - June 6, 2013, 3:22 am, #246348
I'm sure you really meant to say: "a choice between which is the BEST venereal disease."
vlad9885 - June 4, 2013, 2:03 am, #246273
At least fast and furious had cars to look at
Cannabal - June 1, 2013, 3:39 pm, #246203
No, no, definitely not, definitely not.
Silverheart - June 1, 2013, 3:23 pm, #246202
Like choosing which brand of sandpaper to use on your eyeballs. There's no 'better', just different types of awful.
PapaFox - June 1, 2013, 2:38 pm, #246201
It's like a choice between which is the worse venereal disease.


BREAKFAST -


TAGS: breakfast important bucket o eggs
Rating: 2.89/5

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Anonymous2 - December 12, 2009, 9:30 pm, #145140
Where's the pancakes and syrup? A breakfast bucket's not complete if they're not there. Besides, if this doesn't kill you, you've set the bar pretty high for everything else.
Derek - December 12, 2009, 5:07 pm, #145118
Could be the last meal of your life


EVIL -




ENDANGERED SPECIES - 99.9999% of the earths animals are extinct Lost forever and we will never ever know What they tasted like!




LATE NIGHT HELP -




TIME -




beached Whales -


TAGS: obese beaches fast food
Rating: 4.63/5

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MissPriss - April 17, 2013, 7:47 pm, #245141
Bring it on big boy! But leave your chair at the beach...and shake the sand out of your spandex th***...ewww the image!
GaryO - April 17, 2013, 9:06 am, #245111
I took the power chair (duh)…….now I’m gonna get you, Missy....gonna get you r-e-a-l good


QUISP - Back when cereal was the 'dessert' of a well-balanced breakfast.




MISTAKES -


TAGS: challenge mistakes fasttimes ridgemonthigh
Rating: 4.14/5

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Cubbybear - June 29, 2010, 12:47 pm, #182432
Fast Times ...FTW 5/5


THE BREAKFAST OF CHAMPIONS - Troll Face Buttered Toast sold separately.




OTHERS MAY PASS YOU BY -


TAGS: running faster in circles
Rating: 3.81/5

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Toasty - November 17, 2009, 9:41 am, #137232
Haha, there is an AFN commercial similar to this picture.
Motifake Wit Liberation F - November 17, 2009, 2:27 am, #137214
Excellent, and almost (dum dum dummmmmm!...Motivational! or at least inspired. I liked this one a lot, and gave it 5 lazy a** lions fishing and drinking beer.
Sean - November 16, 2009, 9:23 pm, #137086
Others may fall behind, but that doesn't mean a*** is out of the question.
spacedog - November 16, 2009, 9:22 pm, #137084
Very nice Derek.
Bartimaeus - November 16, 2009, 9:08 pm, #137080
Ha! Cool. Way to think ahead. Extremely clever.
Derek - November 16, 2009, 9:06 pm, #137078
Many thanks Bart, Aggy and Dre. Oh, the mirrored bit is just a symptom of my silly desire for symmetry.
DreMagnum - November 16, 2009, 8:42 pm, #137072
whats up with the mirror motifake.com in the lower left?
agdaniele - November 16, 2009, 8:42 pm, #137071
I agree wholeheartedly.
DreMagnum - November 16, 2009, 8:41 pm, #137070
Wow, derek is making some good posters 5/5
Bartimaeus - November 16, 2009, 8:31 pm, #137065
Words to live by. 5/5


VITAMINS - because vegetables are for noobs


TAGS: balancing out a fast food diet for decades vitamins
Rating: 2.71/5

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Me_ - January 13, 2010, 12:06 pm, #152610
MDMA?


Turbo Walker -


TAGS: geritol dones pills depends prunes for breakfast
Rating: 5/5

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lgvernon - March 8, 2014, 5:24 pm, #253474

Just so long as you don't have one of those 'rear-view mirrors' on your walker.
GaryO - March 8, 2014, 10:12 am, #253461
Oh man! My morning is made!
EmilioDumphque - March 8, 2014, 9:49 am, #253455
Prude! I'm going commando.


the mao mystery -


TAGS: gotta say it fast
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - February 17, 2014, 10:53 am, #253039
Personally, I'm just glad he choose to pick on Mao's avatar. There's a lot of us that our reasons are down right scary.
rerun - February 16, 2014, 5:49 pm, #253011

Genius
Sho - February 16, 2014, 4:53 pm, #253008
Hahahaha
GaryO - February 16, 2014, 4:51 pm, #253007
Glad it took (note to self; Greeny= test case). Hey, keeping my poster outta the red box is my white whale.
Greeny - February 16, 2014, 4:24 pm, #253005
LOL - the tags confirmed my suspicions!


Only once -


TAGS: steadfast soldier valiant coward death
Rating: 5/5

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CloudchaserS - May 18, 2013, 11:29 am, #245840
I remember a comic in MAD Magazine pointing out "True, but that's only because cowards have about 80 years to think about it while most featherbrained heroes get themselves knocked off before they're 25"
rerun - May 18, 2013, 7:24 am, #245833

Amsome


Autobahn -




Our McLord -


TAGS: fast food blasphemy
Rating: 5/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 12, 2014, 2:37 am, #254244
I do think that's how all clown5 should end up - crucified!


breakfast jog -




Casseroles -


TAGS: what we eat fast food cheap easy vintage housewife
Rating: 4.89/5

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MissPriss - April 22, 2014, 12:28 am, #254437
Dawg! You trying to say I don't taste good with nothing on me?
MissPriss - April 22, 2014, 12:26 am, #254436
...a side of fava beans and a bottle of chianti Silvie?
MissPriss - April 22, 2014, 12:21 am, #254435
Sod, I'm fast, cheap and easy. But sir, I never tease...teehee.
spacedog - April 21, 2014, 10:17 pm, #254432
Ha! You're frequented covered in ketchup? 5 heaping spoonfuls.
Silverheart - April 21, 2014, 7:06 pm, #254428
If you're on the menu, then I wanna fork
Oldsod - April 21, 2014, 5:55 pm, #254427
Awww...don't tease...


Rebels will change your fate -




TAKE-IN -


TAGS: fast food chicken humor
Rating: 4.8/5

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lgvernon - July 9, 2013, 2:03 pm, #247547

LOL~~Thanks!~
MissPriss - July 9, 2013, 1:02 pm, #247541
Ohhh....so many side dishes come to mind...5L Ms. I!


STONE HEART -




pacman -


TAGS: life hard fast die
Rating: 4.75/5

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GaryO - September 14, 2013, 2:49 pm, #249639
Heh, back in the late ‘80s my sons played an Atari game, SOLAR FOX I think it was. After months and months they finally got to the end, spelling HELIOS…they looked at each other, shrugged, tossed their controllers, and went outside.
falloutghoul - April 28, 2013, 5:57 pm, #245398
And if you advanced far enough, the game crashed. That's how you know you won.


Wendy's actress or Wendy Thomas -


TAGS: wendys actress fastfood
Rating: 4.75/5

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tomyironmane - August 1, 2013, 12:27 pm, #248232
Don't see why not. Dave Thomas didn't hurt his sales when he was around. It's nice knowing that the owner/founder of the company will happily eat there, even if it would be nice if she lost some weight and didn't pass away like her dad did.
vilnius - July 10, 2013, 5:14 pm, #247600
not sure why this is on the adults only side
MissPriss - July 9, 2013, 12:52 pm, #247537
This is a 5L trick question right? The answer is both! But one of them orders just 1 combo per visit and doesn't supersize it...teehee. I've often wondered just how good is it for business to have the real Dave Thomas's daughter in those ads?


Breakfast In Bed -


TAGS: angry housewife breakfast bed suggestions
Rating: 4.69/5

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MissPriss - June 20, 2013, 7:45 pm, #246865
I'm guessing the sleep on the floor followed very quickly after the conk to the head. Thanks for the comment Mr. Gary.
MissPriss - June 20, 2013, 7:43 pm, #246864
Thanks Papa!
GaryO - June 20, 2013, 9:48 am, #246843
Been ‘er, but the skillet was cast iron. It really doesn't hurt if hit in the back of the head, but that floor, in the morning…frickin’ cold.
PapaFox - June 20, 2013, 7:58 am, #246839
Good one :-D


FLATTERY -




The hot sand and rocks don’t hurt so much..... -


TAGS: if you run fast
Rating: 4.6/5

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GaryO - January 26, 2014, 5:32 pm, #252465
Thus sayeth the Lord……’going’…… (heh heh) cute. Thanks guys.
MissPriss - January 26, 2014, 1:53 pm, #252460
Oh Mr. Gary that's so wrong in so many good ways...5L giggle that one is!
spacedog - January 26, 2014, 12:53 pm, #252455
Bwahahaha...
Reality Lord - January 26, 2014, 10:59 am, #252451

oh man, you're going 5traight to hell for this one...laughing all the way


THE SIZZLE DIDN'T SELL ITSELF -




The Little Woman -




FAME -


TAGS: moar spinning equals faster time
Rating: 4.4/5

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Anything - June 8, 2010, 11:16 pm, #179551
Oh, d*** it... Elementary grammar mistake right there.
Cubbybear - June 8, 2010, 10:42 pm, #179548
Ain't that the truth 5 bitter lions


house hold chores -




SIX REASONS FOR HEART ATTACKS - "I meant seven, where's the pork gravy?"




SWEET JESUS - They Left out some of the Pizza!


TAGS: epic mealtime fast food pizza
Rating: 4/5

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Reality Lord - June 12, 2011, 7:46 am, #219905

only in america


MODERATION -




WHO/WHAT IS IT? -


TAGS: get those brain cells working say it fast
Rating: 3.71/5

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Anonymous2 - June 23, 2010, 11:10 pm, #181469
It took me a while to figure all of them out. I remember when GAMES magazine did something similar.
just me - June 23, 2010, 4:35 pm, #181435
1492 Sailed The Ocean Blue
corneredbadger - June 23, 2010, 4:04 pm, #181432
i got em all but 10. cant figure it out for the life of me
just me - June 23, 2010, 1:58 pm, #181427
Very Well Done. I got them!!
Airman - June 23, 2010, 1:55 pm, #181426
that's about how many I got too..
Faceplant31 - June 23, 2010, 1:45 pm, #181425
I got like 4 or 5 of these. Nice poster Air.


I EXERCISE STRONG CONTROL -




THE GUY WHO TOOK THIS PICTURE - needed a faster car




IRONY - Define it...


TAGS: fast food
Rating: 2.64/5

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FANS -




USAIN BOLT -




MICHAEL PHELPS -




HAPPY MEALS - Some days you just need one!


TAGS: happy meals mcdonalds fast food ronald clown
Rating: 2.38/5

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rerun - June 18, 2010, 10:14 pm, #180803

The sad truth kids, Ronald only had 6 smester hours left to graduate. Sadly, he met and fell in love with a evil woman, we call her rock, crack cocaine


DAIRY QUEEN - The unofficial fast food restaurant of small-town America




seems legit -




FAST - It's not faster than the police. They have Hyabusa 1300rr's now.


TAGS: fast
Rating: 1.92/5

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mike - November 3, 2008, 7:45 am, #32774
there is no such thing as a 1300rr you dumbass its a GSX1300R


THIS FILM - Killing motorists since 2001


TAGS: fast furious killing motorists 2001 movie
Rating: 1.82/5

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epic fail - January 19, 2009, 2:00 pm, #53044
should say this film Sucks!!!


PARTY TRICK - It ain't Rainbow Sherbert, but it's a start.


TAGS: ice cream breakfast party trick rainbow sherbert
Rating: 1.75/5

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yeodawg@hotmail.com - February 3, 2010, 12:44 pm, #155939
comfort food we all want 2b comfortable.


MR. JEFF SPICCOLI - Talk to the Hand.




MICHELLE RODRIGUEZ - Looks better on tv. Ask the Navy!!!




Morning wood -




Which came first -




The Official Breakfast of Ireland, -




Action! -




Quality -




MOTORBOATING -


TAGS: motorboat cigarette boat fast
Rating: 4.86/5

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Bandit5906 - July 26, 2015, 10:01 pm, #262129
Sent this to an ins. underwriter and he flipped! I had to explain it!
mizzdizz - July 24, 2015, 4:26 pm, #262100
ROTFL!!!!!! LUV it! Chicks don't like the other anywhere near as much as the guys do! 5L
concern3 - July 23, 2015, 9:01 pm, #262091
you're correct it isn't, but it's funny a 5er


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