Fast Demotivational Poster
OVERNIGHT DELIVERY - Usually a lot faster than the pizza delivery guy.
BREAKFAST - The most important meal of the day ...
DEADPOOL - His secret ingredient is love. ~ Just kidding, it's napalm.
YOUR CIRCLE -
MOTORCYCLES - The brand is not important,the fact that you ride is.
THERAPY IS HELPFUL - But screaming obscenities is faster and cheaper !
DARWIN'S THEORY PROVEN -
IMPROVEMENT IN BREAKFAST -
LUKE SKYWALKER -
JUNK FOOD - That's not your stomach rumbling. It's your arteries whimpering.
CUP O' PUPPIES - Just Add Hot Water Stir And Enjoy!
EMOS - Let's hope that train goes fast
TOP O' THE MORNIN' TO YA - now part of a balanced, nutritional breakfast
Burger King -
YOU MESS WITH THE BULL -
TRUE BEAUTY -
ATLATL - A stick used to throw another stick further then you could throw the stick without the other stick
LIFE LESSONS - If you are Too Fast The other may be Too Furious!
PIZZA BREAKFAST - "If eating left over pizza for breakfast is wrong, I don't wanna be right!"
BREAKFAST - THE MOST IMPORTANT MEAL OF THE DAY
DADDY'S LITTLE GIRL -
FAST FOOD -
THE CEREAL AISLE PIMP - You, yeah you, what you fancy? You a sugarcoated bro? We got everything you want if you got the cheddar!
BREAKFAST IN AMERICA -
PUSH THE BUTTON - Pressing the elevator button ten times in a row will cause the elevator to arrive ten times faster.
FLOUNDERING DREAMS -
PRODUCT DELIVERY -
BURGER KING - om nom nom nom nom
I - Never finish Anyth
LEFT OUT -
FAST FOOD -
SUPERCARS - Smashing butterflies at 260 mph since the first time we put a tank engine in a car for fun
UP IN FLAMES -
I SOLVED MY RAT PROBLEM -
Mooove iT ! -
ENDURANCE DRINKING - And the Gold Medal goes to... Oh boy! How're we gonna get Cubby onto that medal stand?
FAST FOOD -
ENDANGERED SPECIES - 99.9999% of the earths animals are extinct Lost forever and we will never ever know What they tasted like!
LATE NIGHT HELP -
beached Whales -
QUISP - Back when cereal was the 'dessert' of a well-balanced breakfast.
THE BREAKFAST OF CHAMPIONS - Troll Face Buttered Toast sold separately.
OTHERS MAY PASS YOU BY -
VITAMINS - because vegetables are for noobs
Turbo Walker -
the mao mystery -
Only once -
Our McLord -
breakfast jog -
Rebels will change your fate -
STONE HEART -
Wendy's actress or Wendy Thomas -
Breakfast In Bed -
The hot sand and rocks don’t hurt so much..... -
THE SIZZLE DIDN'T SELL ITSELF -
The Little Woman -
house hold chores -
SIX REASONS FOR HEART ATTACKS - "I meant seven, where's the pork gravy?"
SWEET JESUS - They Left out some of the Pizza!
WHO/WHAT IS IT? -
I EXERCISE STRONG CONTROL -
THE GUY WHO TOOK THIS PICTURE - needed a faster car
IRONY - Define it...
USAIN BOLT -
MICHAEL PHELPS -
HAPPY MEALS - Some days you just need one!
DAIRY QUEEN - The unofficial fast food restaurant of small-town America
seems legit -
FAST - It's not faster than the police. They have Hyabusa 1300rr's now.
THIS FILM - Killing motorists since 2001
PARTY TRICK - It ain't Rainbow Sherbert, but it's a start.
MR. JEFF SPICCOLI - Talk to the Hand.
MICHELLE RODRIGUEZ - Looks better on tv. Ask the Navy!!!
Self Esteem -
Morning wood -
Which came first -
The Official Breakfast of Ireland, -